+ frequently asked questions +
(ques·tion \kwes-chən\ noun (1): an interrogative sentence or clause)

q : why talk about the weather?

a : when we could very well be selling umbrellas?
good optimism.

q : what's a birdseed shirt?

a : read "extremely loud and incredibly close" by jonathan safran foer.
it'll change your life.

q : what can we read that's not as life changing as the aforementioned novel?

a : our blog. we promise.

q : your facts about umbrellas don't sound true.

a : that's not a question.

q : are your facts about umbrellas true?

a : as a matter of fact, they're not.